Harspoon
i like it so well that for all i can tell i may never come down again

tibby-wynter:

I heard some girl ask someone if they wanted to be in their vine and I swear nearly broke into a sprint.

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

corynsken:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I’ve seen I around actually. It just depends on the establishment. 

corynsken:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I’ve seen I around actually. It just depends on the establishment. 

mscucumbermelon:

trying to flirt with your crush like

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helbig-hart-attack:

Remembering you have a big assignment due and you didn’t do it

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When you hear your mom just getting home and you didn’t do your chores

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Accidentally sending a text to the wrong person

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Thinking about relationships not ending/ending.

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voslaarum:

“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

bowtiesarecool4:

my-invisible-angel:

storybook-fairytale:

cascadians:

i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”

I cringe

I have hidden my face in shame and embarrassment for them

I scream into whatever pillow is nearest for them

What if instead of “would you kindly” Atlas’s verbal command was “or nah”?

"You gonna find a crowbar or nah?"

"You gonna go to Fort Frolic or nah?"

"You gonna go into Ryan’s office and kill the son of a bitch or nah?"

"You gonna get stepped on by a Big Daddy or nah?"

princesshorseface:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING

THERE IS NOTHING I WANT TO DO MORE THAN A CHOREOGRAPHED GROUP DANCE IN SNK COSPLAY.