Crafting system at its finest
Read it again: EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN. Yes, that includes women.
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
THE FATTEST PIGEON
10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser
i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this
In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall
i’ve mistaken cullen for alistair so many times, i was so prepared to destroy him on sight
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
What a horrible way to die.
Still quite a bit left to do, but it’s really coming together! I like the colors in this dress so much more then my red and white version. I think it looks a lot less juvenile and way more magical.
It’s made from organza and chiffon with a tulle overlay and $60 of fake flowers.
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot