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howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

My longest and most fulfilling relationship. Happy 1 year baby. Here’s to celebrating 50 more ♥️

I’m so sick and I have to go to class tomorrow because I’m skipping on Wednesday I wish my professor would let me get away with just showing up for tests ughhhhhhhhhh

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

potentialtomorrows:

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I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.
Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

potentialtomorrows:

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I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.

Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.

rennish:

so the other day my girlfriend and i were at a thrift store looking at the books, and we found a copy of the princess by tennyson from around 1900 for like 2 dollars 

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nice, right? 

here is the inscription on the front 

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so “unknown yet known” is a misquote of a bible verse (2 corinthians 6:9) which goes like “known yet regarded as unknown” and that whole bit is about like, keeping love in your heart despite hardship, which. ok. (also i’m not saying but i’m just saying do you like know her KNOW her in the biblical sense or does helen WANT TO but they haven’t yet??? ok i’m totally saying that’s what it means.) 

now i don’t want to just yell GAY out of nowhere, but like, your unknown yet known friend? ladies? giving each other books with ambiguously gay dedications about love in the face of trials and suffering in the front? 

so what’s this princess thing even about? wikipedia says: 

The poem tells the story of an heroic princess who forswears the world of men and founds a women’s university where men are forbidden to enter.

dang. 

okay, so let’s look at what passages in this book are underlined. (and we can’t tell who did the underlining, helen or emma. the inscription on the front is in pen, but the underlinings are in pencil, so who the fuck knows) 

Two heads in council, two beside the hearth,
Two in the tangled business of the world,
Two in the liberal offices of life,
Two plummets dropt for one to sound the abyss

um

O hard, when love and duty clash!

uM

'Alone,' I said, 'from earlier than I know,
Immersed in rich foreshadowings of the world,
I loved the woman: he, that doth not, lives
A drowning life, besotted in sweet self,
Or pines in sad experience worse than death,
Or keeps his winged affections clipt with crime:
Yet was there one through whom I loved her, one
Not learnèd, save in gracious household ways,
Not perfect, nay, but full of tender wants,
No Angel, but a dearer being, all dipt In
Angel instincts, breathing Paradise,
Interpreter between the Gods and men,
Who looked all native to her place, and yet
On tiptoe seemed to touch upon a sphere
Too gross to tread, and all male minds perforce
Swayed to her from their orbits as they moved,
And girdled her with music. Happy he
With such a mother! faith in womankind
Beats with his blood, and trust in all things high
Comes easy to him, and though he trip and fall
He shall not blind his soul with clay.’

UM!!

Indeed I love: the new day comes, the light
Dearer for night, as dearer thou for faults
Lived over: lift thine eyes; my doubts are dead. 

UMMMMM!!!!

wow so in conclusion kate and i found a gay ladies book from the past and i’m really overwhelmed with emotions about it????

onamelancholyhill:

I don’t know if I will make it alive to that…

I’m crying, just saying.

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

chirpthepeep:

izuruskira:

Makayla is tying my shoe laces together at burger king

I tied them nicely. And I am indeed twelve.

spoopyantivantrash:

rihouston:

music-in-the-bell-jar:

Friendly reminder to my fellow North American people: tag your spoilers on November 18th - that is, if you even somehow tear yourself away from Inquisition for long enough to make a post

Please remember all our lovely friends across the pond and beyond.  Don’t spoil for them what is exciting for us.  It is only a few days, we can do it! <3

Even after the game is released everywhere, be sure to tag spoilers for the people who don’t have the game quite yet or don’t play as fast as you!! :D

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

jamarrob:

thoughtsareextraordinary:

WOW

my mama always taught us to do this 👌

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

badcocaine:

impalas-in-pyjamas:

In case you guys didn’t know

wow omg who knew time to delete the post

badcocaine:

impalas-in-pyjamas:

In case you guys didn’t know

wow omg who knew time to delete the post

glubblub:

god this fucking person

agentoftheorder:

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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