Harspoon
do u live on the east coast??
Anonymous

I actually live on the West coast! I live in California :)

In about ten seconds, I’m just going to smash anything that moves.
Aveline in the DA2 quest Haunted. An appropriate response to inanimate objects flying around (via tigertonie)

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

At the dmv again. At least there aren’t any crying babies.

… She’s sassy, she’s a little trashy. She likes the dirty jokes. But she’s very distinct from someone like Isabella. She’s very different. She’s much more for the people, about the common good. And when you have a whole party of people that are kind of like Lords and Ladies, she has her own kind of network of spies and stuff that she relies upon that are completely different from anyone else. Meaning that her demeanour, her attitude is kinda like a breath of fresh air in the Inquisition. Everyone is like very serious and then she comes along and is like, ‘I bought you a hat!’
Mike Laidlaw on Sera (via flawlesspenis)
misspiggy385:

DA:I ARCHERS WILL BE CARRYING QUIVERS
Mike Laidlaw announced on Twitter  that we would finally be seeing some quivers for our archers in the Dragon Age Inquisition demo’s at SD Comic-Con this week. So no worries DA:I Fans, Sera and/or your Inquisitor won’t be pulling their arrows out of thin air. Hooray!
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misspiggy385:

DA:I ARCHERS WILL BE CARRYING QUIVERS

Mike Laidlaw announced on Twitter that we would finally be seeing some quivers for our archers in the Dragon Age Inquisition demo’s at SD Comic-Con this week. So no worries DA:I Fans, Sera and/or your Inquisitor won’t be pulling their arrows out of thin air. Hooray!

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viscountess:

When I first saw the Next to Normal performance on the Tony’s, I thought the plot was that a housewife was sleeping with her next door neighbor’s hot son.

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I didn’t think the actual plot for it could be any darker.

but it was

Dragon Age companions bickering over silly things

schrodingersbrain:

zevran and leliana arguing over whether orlais or antiva has the better food

sera and iron bull debating over whether size matters in the bedroom and on the battlefield

anders defending his love of cats to blueHawke, who is clearly more of a dog person

varric and isabela constantly trying to one-up each other’s cheating strategies in wicked grace until it just becomes a competition of who can cheat in the most ridiculous ways

fenris insisting to merrill that he does not need a hug

oghren having a heated argument with a tree and losing

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

Robbyn Kirmsse - Remember
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daiedalous:

seeminglynoticeable:

innercheeseburger:

5ubway:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THEY FOUND IT

AFTER 10 YEARS THEY FOUND THE HD VERISON OF THIS SONG

GOD BLESS

Tumblr being like

After all this time?

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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kanrose:

stridering:

MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

LEGIT TEARS

tibby-wynter:

Mother Nature loves to play cruel jokes.